{"id":79,"date":"2026-04-04T22:26:48","date_gmt":"2026-04-04T22:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mightycomics.net\/?page_id=79"},"modified":"2026-04-05T12:16:39","modified_gmt":"2026-04-05T12:16:39","slug":"dave-the-dishwasher","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/mightycomics.net\/?page_id=79","title":{"rendered":"Dave The Dishwasher"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Dave is asked to carry the weight of the world on his shoulders. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

He said yes. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Like an idiot.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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From a writing point of view Dave The Dishwasher was the crazy and weird story I would come up with at work to past the time, what if a guy like me was told he was some kind of chosen one. I know I would think it was a pretty easy gig, so did Dave, but I also know that it would bring with it an incredible amount of stress, danger (both to yourself and others) and sorrow. I liked the idea that as a way to get better as a writer to use Dave The Dishwasher as a kitchen sink of ideas, anything goes, but what started out as almost a throw away story eventually became a personal journey.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A personal journey where I would accept my life for what it is, instead of seeking the adventures I saw in movies, TV and other stories, I saw that my life was already an adventure. All I needed was a little change in perspective. At the time I’m writing this Dave The Dishwasher is unfinished, but not forgotten, while his story ends abruptly for us, I still hear echoes from his area of my imagination, and when I need to go on another personal journey he’ll be there to guide my hands as I type his next adventure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The stories will be posted on this website as they are in my documents. Because I’m lazy.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

As it stands right now the reading order for DTD goes…

In Review<\/a> (First story I wrote but not overly important)
The Sea of Green
<\/a>Steal My Sunshine <\/a>(Set in between The Wild Sky and Lords)
You Can’t Quit Me Baby<\/a> (Non-Canon but can be read as ODD backstory)
Mayonaise<\/a>

Enjoy the story!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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